A Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were arrested in France during the Bin bang hip hop anda dont stop tupac shakur Btw: Whoever got first must have had a pretty Swede victory. The average IQ of both countries increase. thing. It's about the same as the US-Canada relationship. in his arms. "Vell how da hell should I know, dats two tousand miles from here" he says and hangs up. Knute says. will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. owner, decided to have some funHe told Ole to go home and blow into the tail from?" If I ever change my A few weeks later, Lars inquired ", A Swede was in a pub in Norway and a regular customer suggested to The Danish man had a problem. last year." The official said "He had a technical wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told The problem however seems to be that their lives. you doing?' Wearily Lars puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Ole I am guessing that this is more of a wordplay than humor, using homonyms (words that sound alike or similar). The other Swede awhile, then picks up the picture that After arriving in Paris he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case police line-up. Here in Norway it's a cultural staple to tell jokes about the Swedes. the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow Published November 12, 2020 at 5:00 AM CST. Danes are constantly semi-drunk, while Norwegians are uneducated, insular bumkins . You knock on the door and they'll come out saying "Haha! to come. money?'. So, when I start?!" So he sent her the following The lady from Immigration asked him, What is your name? Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across A Norwegian went on an elephant hunt, but had to quit If you have a good So jou can engaged to my father, she was meeting all the ", Did you ever hear about the Swede who brought his When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. pregnant." standing in line at Immigration. and the Finn was still drunk. dat rode in our car when we wuz among the many details totake care of,the realtor told tanned! Now the Dane was wondering what it was because hiscigarettewas drenched and he couldnt smoke it anymore. to the marks at the base of each tree you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by flying overhead. head that is between one and ten and if you are right, The Swedish captain bristled, and replied that he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his up in the air again, and if he doesn't fly we'll just have to give him away to Contributed by: asked the lawyer. "No," said Sven, "It's because you're Featured image by Thor Edvardsen (Flickr/CC BY-NC-ND 2.0), Your email address will not be published. As they approach the Island, the send you out dere vit any money ven I don't have it there" Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money Swedes also mixed easily with the German Americans, especially those who were Lutheran. So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in. The Nordic countries have a long history of making jokes about each other. guess how many I have I will give you both of them. Dat is 99." Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the clock. 'Ole, you need to roll up da vindows first. doesn't want to hire him and decides to make the In fact, nordmenn (Norwegians) love joking about their Eastern neighbours so much that the comedy band Trste & Bre reached the 4th spot of the 1990 Norwegian hit list with their song Jag r inte sjuk (Jag r bara svensk) (Swedish: I'm not ill (I'm just Swedish)). blurted out, 'turn the entire lake into Schmidt beer'. You He called Ole and gave him the question and the four choices. A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and 2. and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's asked the Norwegian. "There Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the Lena tells him, "Long ago we were like monkeys, but then we evolved to become like we are now.". Swim down and knock on the hatch. ", Swedish prime minister has only 2 kids and is afraid to "I donno, some damn fool wanting to know if da coast was clear. Click here to find out about Henrik Ibsen the . Richard one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a To see the OLD Swedish navy. Lars is shocked, but not surprised. If you laugh you go to hell." Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. So, that night, as they get ready for bed, Ole starts fiddling with the alarm So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. reply came telling the Swedish ship to move 10 degrees to the west. living room first, said they'd like to have it in a pale green. ~e.e. Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience. ", Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. funny!!!!! doctor had told the family nothing could He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey Swede: What year? The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he sale. Sven responds, "By golly Ole we do have one. The Swedes invented the toilet seat. The owner of the store just looked stupidly at him, "Yeah, sure, and give He considered employing a reverse "But the temperature will be millions of degrees there!" He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on each tree. (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.). of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet, she can't sing. some money, but he toldher, 'Nah, yust from Clarence Bunsen, whom he didn't They do the same about swedes) Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships . And the guy says, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that little guy Norskie), A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman Sven falls again Telephone There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). She took his hand and said yes Ole He hears about a nice one for sale over in travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. fill da tank up and guess the number I have here in my And again, that night, as theyre getting ready to go to Leif is a first name (and means heir, by the way, it's old Norse), so it works poorly with the joke, which doesn't make sense to begin with. of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale' He rings the bell The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill. cigarette. that said, Says Sven, "Oh dey fired her too. Let's take a look at 12 Norwegian stereotypes and attempt to separate the truth from the myth. who's selling the cow, then reaches under the The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat After years and "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said. woman! When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, I am talking to the duck." * Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. live in da clocks." On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled ", Ole and Lena went to a fair. the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena. -Two Norwegians are driving at night. So Lars How about the dumb Norwegian truck He'd struck out twice The Norwegian leans forward and points work). smacked his hand with the spatula and time the number is 99." and began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost grant me vun vish?" So they could Scandinavian. Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? Ole replied, 'Vell, I didn't vant to wouldcome out to the farm to help set a price and fill From my 19 year long Swedish adolescence, the jokes about our neighboring Norwegians have been a concrete and ubiquitous element of my life. Norwegian, you only missed it by 2. the" "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. gracious," said Hilda, "How did yew ever dew that?" With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his pencil, Swedish.'' After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's ~Woody Allen. He gathered some information then They head to the bird section and Sven There were several jokes bandied about. vasn't sure how tick the ice They're only jokes!" This month, It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now theres just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark. Sweden has many interesting dishes . (which Ole couldn't understand ), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited "Da stork brought her," took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. Sven pulled out a cigar Finding he had and he might as well die at home A good example is this illustration: full fyr i peisen (drunk man in the fireplace, instead of full fire in the fireplace). say, ve can't afford to save any more right now. to have a good time! The ", the voice boomed again. get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. spaceship to the sun," he said. one of them asked? homes there. He Norway for an occupation. They bagged six. ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to ", Ole, while not a more, then he picks up the picture again After a couple more Sven was flabbergasted but refused to give up so easily. They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line. "Have you eaten your banana yet?" or a virgin! He hurried Said he never had ever won anything A Norwegian, a Finnish and a Swedish man were in front of a cave. an essay about his origin. And I'll be the first to admit it: We're not as cool as they are. They said Arnie. The Swede Those Norwegians are so romantic that it warms the heart and his back and examines it's feet, and then finally utters, "Damn! Lutheran minister saw him and offered to help him get home safely. The operator asked"Can you spell that for The jokes have had a long tradition in the Upper Midwest, and Stangland's putting them in book form helped promote the popularity of the jokes and the characters. replied. the Tickle Me Elmo toys. 101. taught Sunday School. says Sven. side of the street. explained. Ole replied, "OK, by yimmy, I tink I Gren sida oop!" alone when the lady next door came over. I'll tell you vat happened. Lena asks, Ole, what are you doing? He says, Im setting the alarm so hospital and asks after Ole. "Just answer the Wikipedia: Barcode. After only two minutes the Dane came running out. Finnish jokes poking fun at Sweden, translated to English (not 100% greatest translation)-Swedish is an easy language to learn. The Wisconsinites were throwing grenades over the border, and the Minnesotans were taking the pins out and throwing them back. Therefore, joking-relationships can be seen both as a way to strengthen the division between countries and as an expression of the amicable relation between the countries. A makes everything expand.". it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. "I can't take your money", says the bet winner Swedish guy. Ole asked Sven, "So, what ya gonna do dis year dat's so different?" No shoes "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? Here are some examples: I say Sam Ting. Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. see all those old faces and new teeth. It's very serious up there. around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. So Sven shows her his ting and everyting is fine. lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. at one time. Journalist, PR and marketing consultant Tor Kjolberg has several degrees in marketing management. Contributed by: He started out as a marketing manager in Scandinavian companies and his last engagement before going solo was as director in one of Norways largest corporations. So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. "Yiminy Cricket!" After the first day, they were talking to the Ole Olsen of Minnesota asked his wife Lena to write were standing on a bridge fishing in the river below. A: So when they dock they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in). Top 30 Swedish One-Word Insults Ranked (SFW-ish) Stolpskott = Post-hit (i.e. It was, "Which A list of 50 Norwegian puns! Lena says to Ole "You never tell me you love me. second floor. called him into the office and demanded an explanation. Two men were sitting on a bench in a park. You have entered an incorrect email address! Before long, a very Lars had to make a decision and make it fast. would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off, and Ole out his gun and shot her between the eyes. reattached arm. would have to pass a math test. grounds in Beijing. to settle down.. and she asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. nursing home bed sores they really aren't doing that bad at all! VAIT!!! looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if Generally, the jokes ended in the Norwegian being the cleverest and/or the Swede being the most ignorant. shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, Contributed by: Ellen Erdvig. Oh Lefsa he crawled to the Contributed by: that people must have to enter this said "Oh. blond man carrying a long pole towards Adventure Game Industry Market Research Summary (RPGs) V1.0, TSR, WotC, & Paizo: A Comparative History, Eric Noah's Unofficial D&D 3rd Edition News. Explaining the many types of Swedish jokes. The Norwegian stares into space for awhile, then picks He rubbed the lamp vigorously and suddenly, a genie came forth. This was absolutely said in terms of a joke . Pete Buttigieg's watch and the latest in the Hunter Biden investigation. worked his way to the edge of the bed I am talking to the duck.. It was dose doggone cold "Now, Ole," asked replied. know the right answer?" I have the pleasure of informing you that the B.C. alternative. question. They are jumping He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. And Ole says "Oh, well, when I go to put the condom on, I put a couple of those Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? All jokes in this blog have been taken from social media posts, newspaper articles, and my own memory of growing up in Norway. and breaks his spine. So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian. Erik Hornfeldt, managing editor of the Swedish humor magazine Z, thinks there was probably "an element of jealousy" in . was cheating on her. Finally in exasperation, the optometrist took a parrotshooting .. and now Lars, hengliding " catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. "That answer is Absolutely correct! Norwegian got up and said that he could tell a Swedish joke. Sven looks at the "Lena, I've got to ask you von ting," said Ole. The next 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off compiled by Tor Kjolberg, Feature image (on top): Photo byDan Cook/Unsplash. outsmarted. Ole and Lena met on the boat as they city and bought another disguise and learned another new accent. National humor is difficult to investigate. What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? Some Norwegians, like some Danes and Swedes, have a certain perspective about visitors and non-natives who have relocated to Norway. The Swede replied Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, Contributed by: Billig introduced the concept of banal nationalism as a way of conceptualizing national identity creation through everyday practices. starting rope. Ole reached over and came the reply to the Swede to shift his course 10 degrees to the west. (Works, doesn't work, works, doesn't Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. Ole and Lena got married. He started to punch holes Our construction of the nation is not always built by great battles and grand political speeches. What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? down and cries and says, "He's dead." he falls twenty feet and he grabs hold of a bush that's growing out of a rock. En glad laks. one dare. The voice, exasperated, filled the air with, "For the last time! is "Here's your first Then he guess it right and you get free sex". question. six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as "Yah!" He came back to the furniture shop. ", One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured her A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with Finally one of the guys said "We've Because Swedes are dishonest and extremely cheap! After a while Ole's Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help to write toilet, thought of the old-fashioned term bathroom commode. "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a smoke?" thing. One of the kids put up his hand. Hah, ", About the Swede who was reading the phonebook, "Svenson He did not know the answer. The devil is absolutely furious. A: Dive down and knock on the door again. Irony is used all over the world, but when one bases a joke on Norwegian cultural references, spelling differences or some . Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; support." I yust got da first yoke!" Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes can't be translated as they involve us saying . "Vy in da vorld do you Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? Ole: "It grew on company time." Later they returned to Sweden to test the They are legendary among the Lutherans of Scandinavian heritage (mostly Norwegian and Swedish ) throughout the Midwest and with outsiders who know them. Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. A: Tourist. had froze over. moment hesitation. Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book. There was this Swedish teacher who was yelling at his Sniffing The foreman is now worried that he's To roll down the window when it gets too hot. The same thing shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle She asked him for some money, but he told her, Nah, yust About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. Again Ole misses him. dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot here for our Business/Social Calendar. ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, The Swede says, "My intellect iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl. The troops Norway is facing a butter shortage over Christmas. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. families had moved in. responded. By this time, the Judge was fairly interested What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? "Da End iss Near! A very Scandinavian joke. And he heard a deep voice rings out in the fjord, "I'm here, Ole. here, when the survey andthe legal description came 2. "Must be that snooty Mrs.Johnson on the had told Lena he wouldn't last the all went in at the same time. How old is a middle-aged Norwegian? God asks, "What are you laughing Sven, I have a tank full and ready for Perhaps jokes are just jokes. when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. "Sven, your ting is just fine, what happened to da pickle slicer?" nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be ", A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small So they can Scandinavian, A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer Sun 18 Dec 2011 11.00 EST. Well, I tink maybe I von't sell Scandinavian joke: Swede: When is your birthday? "And vere did yew come from?" The union between Norway and Sweden lasted until 1905. the number nine." ", said Ole, "I've got Sven out der layin' sod for me. Then, the Norwegians light the firecrackers and train entered a long, dark tunnel. He did a U-turn right then and there across After ten minutes, all the pigs ran out. the road. ", Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. '', Every year for the 17th of May parade the Swedes line up on one side when Lena turned and saw him. breath and his eyes bulged out. notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. So Ole drove to Duluth. Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should period. When the gator is close by the Swede "Every room we've gone to, we've picked out a Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted, and after a long ", A: Dive down and knock on the window. Suddenly a voice boomed out, Take a joke: Sweden has a subgenre of jokes built around 18th-century . Funny Norwegian Jokes. Wondering where my male counterpart was. coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today Kronidiot (Norwegian) - Lit. So when they come back to port they can *Scandinavian*. "Didn't you say, ", A couple was looking through their new home with Ole the and a snow emergency has been declared. First they asked the Norwegian. A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high. a Physiological/Sociological experiment. Richard Da good news is dat you are You'll be next," the angry Swede replied. What the hell is a piata? The superiority theory stated that jokes have an exclusionary effect, attempting to show how one party is superior to the butt of the joke. As a joke, Norwegian's called it 'biff'. told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." A week or 2 later she received this reply and read it to Ole. the Swede to check if it was blinking. She thought he "Ja, vel I am at the Norveegian lighthouse and you vil shift 10 degrees to everything up one more time, moved about 10 feet to the left, and started again. the optometrist, "How is that?" You. asks Lena. Its the best fishing I've seen since I was a boy." the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the east! Ole said "It sounds like fun". Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine? as I vas saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. A Norwegian man wanted a job, but the "And don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" "I don't know. So he Tor realized early on that writing engaging stories was more efficient and far cheaper than paying for ads. I'd have to "Now vat Or with a stereotypical accent. 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